
Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices – even if he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a beef against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entirety of Canada, the game of baseball or lemonade-selling children, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along on the revenge-filled ride.
Browse episodes by season for this series.


2011-01-01
Aired 2011-01-01
Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

2011-01-01
Aired 2011-01-01
When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

2011-01-08
Aired 2011-01-08
Dan is convinced his dentist is evil and enlists Chris to help him expose the fiend's secret agenda.

2011-01-15
Aired 2011-01-15
Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

2011-01-22
Aired 2011-01-22
Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

2011-01-29
Aired 2011-01-29
Dan and Chris hit the road to get even with their friendly neighbor to the north, Canada.

2011-02-26
Aired 2011-02-26
Gridlock motivates Dan to seek revenge against traffic in the city.

2011-03-05
Aired 2011-03-05
Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.

2011-03-12
Aired 2011-03-12
Dan seeks revenge on baseball when the World Series preempts his favorite TV program.

2011-03-19
Aired 2011-03-19
Dan goes to war after his car is accidentally donated to charity.

2011-03-26
Aired 2011-03-26
Dan tries to destroy the beach after his car is smashed up by Beach traffic.

2011-04-02
Aired 2011-04-02
After a tree falls on top of Dan's car, Dan blames George Washington.

2011-04-09
Aired 2011-04-09

2011-04-16
Aired 2011-04-16

2011-04-30
Aired 2011-04-30

2011-05-14
Aired 2011-05-14
Dan plots revenge on Elise's parents after they interfere with his social life.

2011-05-21
Aired 2011-05-21
Dan's favorite sandwich shop gets closed down, so Dan goes after the new gourmet restaurant that replaced it.

2011-05-28
Aired 2011-05-28
Dan brings tyranny to a man who steals his identity.

2011-06-04
Aired 2011-06-04
When Chris decides to go on a camping trip with Elise and her family instead of hanging out with Dan, Dan vows to ruin the trip for everyone. Guest starring Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross as Elise's Parents and Daran Norris as Colby.

2011-06-18
Aired 2011-06-18
When a fast food restaurant gets Dan's order wrong and the megalomaniac manager, Jeff, refuses to correct his mistake, Dan chains himself to the restaurant counter as a protest, inadvertedly attracting the attention of the cashier, Hortence, who is attracted to "determined men".

2011-06-25
Aired 2011-06-25
When a street magician named Magnifico the Magnificent publicly reveals Dan's underwear and steals a necklace Chris was planning to give to Elise, Dan sets out to prove all magicians are frauds, with Chris in tow to try and get the necklace back.

2011-07-02
Aired 2011-07-02
Dan starts a crusade against a gang of thuggish children who are aggressively selling lemonade outside his apartment building.
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